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Weather Tests (by Savas Ozay)
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Clients From Hell: Me: “Well sir, the total for... →
Me: “Well sir, the total for your new logo, business cards and menu designs is $350.” Client: “Are you kidding me? The reason I chose a student designer was to get something cheap, plus help you out for your portfolio. I could have went to a professional and paid much less.” Me: “Um, that’s…
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Shilo - Mountain Dew
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June 2010
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Brockmann in Motion (by Vít Zemčík)
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from a book called Disorder in the American Courts
  ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No . ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk...
Jun 9th
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May 2010
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clientsfromhell: Phone call at 8 in the morning. Client: ”I’m very disappointed in you not responding to my urgent emails! I flagged them URGENT!” Me: “Uh, we’re technically not open for another half hour, what time did you send the emails?” Client: ”Around 3am! I’ve been waiting FIVE HOURS for you to respond! You’re hardly treating it as urgent!”
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Clients From Hell: Marketing people in Germany... →
Marketing people in Germany like to use the English language to give products or events an appearance of internationalism and modernity - even if their own language skills are somewhat lacking. A new client asked me to create promotional material for a camping trip on which the participants will…
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April 2010
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March 2010
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clientsfromhell: Classic client answer to any question involving two options: “Well, let’s try it both ways and see how it looks.”
Mar 14th
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clientsfromhell: For a round DVD Disk Label: “Can you rotate the design by 1/8th of a circle, we like that angle better.”
Mar 13th
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Mobility 2088 http://dreams.honda.com/#/video_mo
Mar 9th
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A must watch! Ken Robinson says schools kill creativity
Mar 3rd
February 2010
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Dan Meyer’s 2009 Annual Report http://vimeo.com/9117064
Feb 11th
“Can you include a splash intro animation that turns the screen into a mirror so...”
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Feb 6th
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Package Design
clientsfromhell: “I want it to appeal to a soccer mom with twins, but remain unisex. I’m thinking gold with diamonds.”
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January 2010
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“Could we print the brochure in RGB? You know, it would be cheaper if we use one...”
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Jan 19th
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RED Scarlet Surprise Hands-on with Ted Schilowitz
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